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10 Fun Moments to Watch for in Tonight’s Debate
3 min readOct 22, 2020
- Kristen Welker, the moderator, will orchestrate the debate with a massive switchboard on her desk, Beats by Dre on her ears, and a red Staples Easy Button she’ll press to mute the candidates. Muting will go wrong, and we’ll hear Trump interrupt his own voice while Biden’s lips move on screen.
- In his introductory remarks, Joe will say, “Well, it’s…