CAPITOL CRISIS

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PANDEMIC

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NEW YORK

When good businesses die

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DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES

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In 2020, there’s no other choice

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Though it seems like a curse, we can choose to see it as a gift

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POLITICS

You’ll feel better November 4th

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SATIRE

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  1. Kristen Welker, the moderator, will orchestrate the debate with a massive switchboard on her desk, Beats by Dre on her ears, and a red Staples Easy Button she’ll press to mute the candidates. Muting will go wrong, and we’ll hear Trump interrupt his own voice while Biden’s lips move on screen.
  2. In his introductory remarks, Joe will say, “Well, it’s nice of you to join us at the debates, Mr. President.” Trump will say that anyone who wants to debate on Zoom is a “pussy.” #ZoomPussy will trend and will battle Toobin’s #ZoomDick on Twitter.
  3. Trump will claim that Giuliani was only tucking his shirt in, then he will demonstrate how to tuck in a dress shirt, taking down his pants on stage. In the audience, the Woman in the Red Glasses from Miami will swoon. At that point, the guys who invented “Untuckit” will rush on stage to promo their new fall line. …


COMMENTARY

Here’s your quick recap, in case you missed

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POLITICS

Those are two very different things

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Julio Vincent Gambuto

Where the personal, pandemic and the political meet // juliovincent.com • @juliovincent

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