Welcome to the New New York Restaurant

Welcome. It’s great to have you here. We have you down for a table for four in one of our outdoor open-air street-side cabins. Are you all here? Oh, good, you got our texts to confirm your table. Right this way.

No, I’m sorry, we have no tables available indoors. We have a table inside at — let me check — 11:30pm, if you want to wait and eat dinner then. You did, you had a choice of standard…

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Julio Vincent Gambuto

Julio Vincent Gambuto

Weekly Contributor // Writer/Director/NYC/Guncle/Author of “Prepare for the Ultimate Gaslighting”/Book debut from Avid Reader Press 2023 // www.juliovincent.com